Soap for Weird Teachers
The Whiskey River Soap Company
Ahem. Hello eager learners! Please pay close attention while I scrape this chalk down the chalkboard to introduce myself. I'm that one weird teacher who has an almost exclusively corduroy wardrobe that hasn't otherwise seen the light of day since 1968. And my hair! Yes, I do actually have to travel back in a time to find a hair stylist who can create this classic look. But a quick warning! No talking out of turn or you'll find yourself sitting through lunch period in my empty classroom watching me slurp noodles out of a heated plaid thermos.
Spiked apple juice scented.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.