Soap for The Stubbornly Optimistic
The Whiskey River Soap Company
Smells like a nightmare. Glass half full? Well, good for you, you grinning lunatic. Remember that day you announced that "getting fired was a blessing"? That was the day I pretty much stopped liking you altogether. Even though it's near impossible not to like someone delusional enough to say, "I didn't like having hair all that much, anyway." Okay, pal. Just keep telling yourself that.
Juicy fruit scented.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.