Soap for Morning People

Soap for Morning People

The Whiskey River Soap Company

Regular price $8.99 Sale

Smells like a hell no. Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffee as a follow-up. It's called coping, people. I have PTSD from not being invited to a single Ugly Christmas Sweater party this year.

Sugar Cereal Coma Scented.

Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.