A Candle for Yuge Mistakes

A Candle for Yuge Mistakes

The Whiskey River Soap Company

Regular price $19.99 Sale

 

Smells like a combover.

But a really super terrific comb-over like you've never seen before. I mean, only losers don't appreciate a fabulous 'do like this one. I have a team of people, the best, most intelligent and good-looking people, working around the clock to keep this sucka in place. And the truth is, I've looked into trademarking the comb-over, so enjoy your loser comb-over while you can. It's about to get the axe.

Fat Cat Scented (Cognac and Cigars)


Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.

Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.