A Candle for Geeks

A Candle for Geeks

The Whiskey River Soap Company

Regular price $19.99 Sale

Dirty science.

Geeks may be immune to sarcasm, but they’re not immune to the dark. At least we don’t *think* so. There is a guy in our IT department who says we’re all just a computer simulation so what difference does it make? Don’t ask. He’ll go on for hours and you won’t understand a word. He’ll be the first recipient of our Candle for Geeks, btw. It’s scented with a cucumber, cilantro and wasabi fragrance that is difficult to place, and what we imagine wifi would smell like if it could. So come on, light up. We know you’ll dig this handmade candle. It’s like, all sciencey and stuff.

Cucumber and Cilantro Wasabi Scented

Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.

Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.